5 – Perfect – You must go. Stop what you are doing and go there now. And always order this dish at this restaurant. You will not regret it.
4 – Excellent – Would definitely order again. Creative, delicious, reliable.
3 – Average – Let me say quickly that average doesn’t mean bad. I mean, mozzarella sticks are typically only average, but I’m still probably going to order them a good amount of the time.
2 – Mediocre – Would not order again. Disappointment. I’ve probably informed the server of my sadness.
1 – Inedible – No more needs to be said.